Kind Sir,
Occasionally I suffer from pressure and discomfort associated with gas.
Of that, I am not ashamed.
As you are now aware, I ensure that no one else is affected by my gastro-intestinal distress by taking ant-acid tablets, which I think I accidentally dropped on the floor at your house.
What you may not realize is that Extra Strength Cherry-Crème Chewable Gas-X does not grow on trees.
I know you are apprehensive about confronting me regarding this loss because you are probably very stoned and have discovered that Cherry Gas-X is extremely delicious. Nevertheless, it would mean a lot to me if you would return my 18 tablet solution to mild discomfort so that I can continue my pursuit of gas-free lifestyle.
Yours,
Occasionally I suffer from pressure and discomfort associated with gas.
Of that, I am not ashamed.
As you are now aware, I ensure that no one else is affected by my gastro-intestinal distress by taking ant-acid tablets, which I think I accidentally dropped on the floor at your house.
What you may not realize is that Extra Strength Cherry-Crème Chewable Gas-X does not grow on trees.
I know you are apprehensive about confronting me regarding this loss because you are probably very stoned and have discovered that Cherry Gas-X is extremely delicious. Nevertheless, it would mean a lot to me if you would return my 18 tablet solution to mild discomfort so that I can continue my pursuit of gas-free lifestyle.
Yours,
Lady at Large
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